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Hahaha, I’m cacklin’ already! So, check this—sex-dating’s this messy jungle, right? Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—folks actin’ all slick, but half the time they’re just horny chaos agents. Little known fact, ya know—back in 2016, some dude in Hawaii got catfished so bad he showed up to a date with a freakin’ pineapple ‘cause the profile said “bring a gift”! True story, brah—guy was pissed, but I’d have died laughin’! Why so serious, pineapple boy?

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So, I’m chugging my morning brew, right? Just trying to get my head straight. I’m a warrior, not a morning person. Anyway, I step outside, and it’s like the universe decided to throw a curveball. I’m walking down the street, and boom! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Who do I have to fight to get some respect around here?

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