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Dunno, mate, sometimes I’m knackered from wardening, yellin’ at cons, and I’m like – why ain’t I the one gettin’ rubbed down? Total piss-take. Imagine me, sprawled out, some bird quotin’ *The Assassin* – “the way is lost” – while she’s sortin’ me knots. Reckon I’d exaggerate it in me head, like I’m a bleedin’ king, not a warden. Hah! Erotic-massage ain’t just filth – it’s art, innit? Sneaky, sexy art. What’s yer take, eh? Fancy a go?

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Then, around lunchtime, I decide to take a break. I head over to the local chippy on Fair Oak Road. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order my usual – cod and chips, extra tartar sauce. I sit down, and just as I’m about to dig in, this kid runs in, all out of breath. He’s like, “There’s a parade outside!” A parade? In Fair-Oak? I’m thinking, “What’s next? A marching band?”

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