Lucy Fair Oak Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Oh, and the oils? Smellin’ like lavender or somethin’ exotic—takes me to another planet. “Fear” ain’t invited, baby! I’m floatin’, feelin’ like Riley’s imaginary friend Bing Bong—pure blissed-out madness. Ever try it with a feather? Tickles in all the right places—shiver me timbers! Pro tip: dim lights, soft tunes, and bam—you’re in shag heaven.

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Anyway, I’m walking past the Co-op on the corner of Fair Oak Road, and I see this old bloke trying to parallel park. I mean, come on, mate! It’s not rocket science! He’s going back and forth like he’s trying to land a plane. I’m standing there, coffee in hand, just waiting for the inevitable crash. Spoiler: he didn’t crash, but he did manage to block the whole street. Classic Fair-Oak, right?

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