Luna Faifley Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the overpriced “spa” joints—$200 for a rubdown? “Call it what you will,” but that’s highway robbery! I’d rather DIY with some lotion and a prayer—saves cash and ya don’t get judged by some snooty masseuse. Sexual-massage can be chill, tho—relaxes ya, perks ya up, like findin’ a stash of cash in the desert. Just don’t let no weirdo ruin it, or I’m yellin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, ya freak!”

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(Sexual Health at Glasgow) day is on Friday 30th. November, just before World Massage Clinic, Thai Yoga Massage Clinic and Woodland Herbs alternative.

So, I head over to the local hardware store on Faifley Rd. It’s a small place, but they’ve got everything. I’m grabbin’ nails, wood, and a few snacks ‘cause, let’s be real, I’m starvin’. The guy behind the counter, he’s a right laugh. We’re chattin’ about the weather, and he’s like, “Typical Faifley, eh? Rain one minute, sun the next!” I’m noddin’ like, “Aye, and don’t forget the wind!”

End of an era for Edinbarnet head teacher