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Then, outta nowhere, this old dude comes up. He’s like, “You call that a castle?” I’m like, “Excuse me, sir? This is a masterpiece!” He just chuckles and starts helping us. Turns out, he’s a retired architect. We’re chatting about the craziest buildings in Exmouth, like the old Pavilion. I mean, that place has seen better days, but it’s got character, right?

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