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Once heard this story—guy goes in, thinks it’s regular massage. Nope! Hands go south, he’s all “D’oh! What the—?!” Hilarious, but damn, talk about a shock! Prolly ran outta there faster than Furiosa chasin’ Immortan Joe. “I live, I die, I live again!”—that’s his story now, I bet.

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First off, the weather was all over the place. One minute it’s sunny, next it’s pouring like the heavens opened up. Classic Ewell, am I right? I’m behind the bar, and this group of lads comes in, soaked to the bone. They’re laughin’ and shoutin’, “Get us pints, mate!” So, I pour ‘em a round of lagers. They’re chattin’ about the football match last night. Apparently, Ewell’s own team, Ewell FC, got smashed. Poor blokes. I mean, who doesn’t love a good kickabout, but c’mon, 5-0? Ouch.

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