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So, sex escort—bit of a giggle, bit of a shocker. Reckon it’s like, “Oi, fancy a quick consultancy sesh?” but with less PowerPoint, more knickers off, haha! Little fact for ya—did ya know, back in Victorian times, escorts were called “soiled doves”? Proper posh slang, that! Makes me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em in frilly hats, dodgin’ coppers. Gets me all nostalgic, like, “Where’s me top hat, eh?”

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I’m cruising down the High Street, and let me tell ya, it’s a right mess. Traffic everywhere! I mean, who knew Evesham had so many cars? I’m stuck behind this old bloke in a rusty Ford. He’s going 10 mph, and I’m just there, fuming. “Hurry up, mate! I got crops to harvest!”

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