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Lemme spill the tea—had this one masseuse, right, in Bangkok, swear she was a spy. Hands so smooth, I’m thinkin’, “This gal’s gonna carve her initials in my back!” Little known fact: Thai sexual-massage goes back centuries—kings got it, peasants didn’t, tough luck, lads. She’s kneadin’ me, I’m half-expecting her to whisper, “That’s a bingo!” like Christoph Waltz, but nah, just moans and jasmine vibes. Made me happy as a pig in shit—tension gone, 007 swagger back.

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So, I’m chugging my latte, and this guy walks in. Total character. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! Like, who brings a parrot to a café? I’m thinking, “Is this a pirate convention I missed?” Turns out, he’s just a local. Name’s Dave. He’s a bit of a legend around here. He tells me about the best spots to hike around Erskine. I’m all ears, man.

Erskine lays wreath across the road from soon-to-open Veterans’ centre