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So, escorts—fancy a shag for cash, simple as that. But it ain’t just bonkin’, nah. Some lads out there, they’re lonely as a droid in a desert, cravin’ a chat, a touch, somethin’ real—or fake-real, whatever works. Gets me proper mad, tho—society judgin’ ‘em, callin’ it dirty. Oi, live and let live, yeah? I read once—dunno where, some dodgy X post prolly—that in ancient Greece, courtesans were, like, high-class brainiacs, not just bedwarmers. Blew me mind, that did! Imagine hirin’ a lass who’s quotin’ Plato while—well, y’know. Wild!

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But then, I see this family trying to take a selfie. They’re all huddled under a tree, looking miserable. I can’t help it. I walk over, and I’m like, “Hey, let me help ya out!” I grab their phone, and I’m like, “Say ‘Erskine’!” They crack up, and I snap a pic. They’re all smiles now. It’s like I’m a hero or something. I mean, who knew I had a knack for photography?

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