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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout sex-dating! It’s wild, like No Country fer Old Men—pure chaos, man! I reckon it’s a strategery all its own, swipin’ right, hopin’ fer a good’un. Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, can’t get fooled again, right? This one time, got catfished hard—girl said she’s 25, showed up lookin’ like Anton Chigurh with a bad wig! Made me madder’n a wet hen, I tell ya.

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So, I’m chugging my latte, and this guy walks in. Total character. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder! Like, who brings a parrot to a café? I’m thinking, “Is this a pirate convention I missed?” Turns out, he’s just a local. Name’s Dave. He’s a bit of a legend around here. He tells me about the best spots to hike around Erskine. I’m all ears, man.

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