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Drivin’ it? Straight chaos, fam! Shifter’s loose, engine’s wheezin’—like, “We’re all prisoners here!” Straight outta *Timbuktu*, that vibe of struggle and soul. I’m yellin’ at it, “C’mon, you lil’ bitch, MOVE!” Surprised me once, tho—hit 90 on the freeway, thought I’d die laughin’. Tires bald as my uncle’s head, but it *lived*! Pure absurdity, Eric Andre style—I’m cacklin’, windows down, lookin’ like a damn fool.

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Anyway, I’m limping along, trying to shake it off. I pass by the Epping Forest, and wow, it’s beautiful. Trees everywhere, people jogging, dogs chasing squirrels. I’m like, “This is the life!” But then I see this kid, right? He’s got a massive ice cream cone, and I’m just staring, drooling. I mean, who doesn’t love ice cream? But then, outta nowhere, the kid drops it. SPLAT! Ice cream everywhere. I felt his pain, man. That was a tragedy.

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