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So, check it—hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’. It’s not some creepy porn thing, nah. It’s legit sensual, like art! Little fact: ancient Greeks did this shit. Called it “anatripsis”—fancy, huh? Bet they got freaky in togas! Makes me happy, dude, ‘cause it’s chill vibes. But angry too—why’s it so taboo? People clutch pearls like, “Oh no, naughty!” Grow up, losers!

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First off, I hit the streets of Ely, and it was like a scene from a movie. The sun was shining, and I thought, “Hey, today’s gonna be chill.” I strolled down Forehill, feeling all philosophical, ya know? Then BAM! I tripped over a cobblestone. Classic me. I’m like, “Great start, genius.”

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