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Hey, pal, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, alright? Picture this—me, Hannibal Lecter, sittin’ in my fancy suit, thinkin’ bout numbers all day, tax forms, bleh, borin’ as hell. Then bam, sexual-massage pops in my head, like a freaky lil escape. It’s all slippery hands, dim lights, and some chick—or dude, no judgin’—runnin’ their fingers all over ya, promisin’ “relaxation.” Ha! Relaxation my ass, it’s a tease fest, gets ya all worked up, and I’m sittin’ there like, “I ate his liver with fava beans,” smirkin’ cause I know the real thrill ain’t in the rubdown.

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Anyway, I finally get my drink and head out. I stroll down the High Street, dodging the usual crowd. Eltham’s got this weird mix of old and new, ya know? Like, you’ve got the historic Eltham Palace, all fancy and royal, and then you’ve got the new shops that pop up like mushrooms after rain. I’m just vibing, thinking about life, when BAM! A pigeon nearly takes me out. Like, chill, dude! I’m not your target practice!

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