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So, I stumble ‘cross this tale, right? Some old Russian codger, back in the Tsar days, reckon’d he’d cure his aches with a lass givin’ him the ol’ rub-down – but with a *twist*, savvy? Word is, he paid in gold coins, an’ the church got all pissy ‘bout it. Made me laugh, thinkin’ how them holy folk’d clutch pearls over a bit o’ naughty kneadin’! Little known fact, mate – them ancient Greeks, they was at it too, callin’ it “therapeutic” with a wink, prob’ly greased up with olive oil, the randy bastards.

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Anyway, I finish up, and the bloke’s all grateful. He offers me a tenner. I’m like, “Nah, mate, just pay it forward.” I mean, I’m not in it for the cash, right? But then he insists, and I’m like, “Fine, I’ll take it. But only if you buy that pug a treat!”

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