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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort – not the car, nah, the bloody Ford Escort’s a differnt beast, but the gig, ya know, the "company" folks hire. I’m a carpenter, right, so I’m thinkin – escort’s like a dovetail joint, looks slick, fits tight, but ya gotta know the angles or it’s all crap. Everybody lies, tho – clients, escorts, even me when I say I don’t care. Pfft. Saw this one gig go down at a mate’s bachelor bash – bloke hires an escort, swears it’s just "talk," yeah, right, like I’m buyin that. Next mornin, he’s broke, she’s gone, and he’s cryin over spilt whiskey. Classic.

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By the end of the day, I’m exhausted but happy. Elm-Park, you crazy little town, you never fail to surprise me. I love this place, even with all its quirks. Just another day in the life of a mechanic, I guess.

Man Who Entered Elm Park Newsagent Armed With Knife- In Hospital After Fight With Member Of The Public Who Intervened.