Zoey Elderslie Erotic Massage ❤️

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I tried it once—don’t judge, Judy’s judgin’ enough! This chick’s hands were magic, like she’s sculptin’ me outta clay, and I’m sittin’ there, heart poundin’, thinkin’, “Don’t screw this up, don’t fart, don’t fart!” Made me happy as hell, but also pissed—why’s this shi—stuff so taboo? Society’s all prudey, actin’ like it’s a crime. Don’t pee on my leg, folks, it’s just skin and vibes! Best part? She whispered some nonsense, total mood-killer, and I’m like, “Lady, shut it, I’m in paradise!” Laughed my ass off after—awkward as hell.

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