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Love it, tho—makes me happy as hell, all that tension meltin’ like butter. But yo, what pisses me off? Overpriced rubdowns by posers who don’t know jack—hands shakin’ like Tom Stall facin’ his past. “This is a nice little town,” I mutter, sarcastin’ the fakes while I’m dreamin’ of the real deal. Best part? When they hit that spot—y’know, *that* spot—and you’re floatin’, like Joey Cusack dodgin’ a punch. Surprised me first time, legit thought I’d levitate off the table—ha!

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Here at The Gallery YEG we aim to please, pamper and exceed all expectations. From the moment you walk in the door, our focus is on you!

But then, this guy starts talking about football. Ugh, don’t get me started! I’m not into it, but he’s going on and on about some match. I’m just nodding, trying to keep my cool. Inside, I’m like, “Dude, I’d rather be chatting with a tree!”

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