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So, here’s the deal. Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown—it’s got history, weird stuff. Back in ancient China, they called it “tuina,” some healer crap, but pervs twisted it into bedroom games. Little known fact: Victorian docs used it to “cure” women’s “hysteria”—yeah, vibrators came from that, freaky, right? Made me laugh, then pissed me off. All these idiots thinkin’ they’re classy gettin’ oiled up, but it’s just awkward gropin’ with extra steps. I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for that.

Erotic Massage Edinburgh

We provide a variety of massages, including Chinese relaxing massage, sports massage, remedial massage, and deep tissue massage.

After the chaos, I decide to take a stroll down the Royal Mile. It’s a total tourist trap, but whatever. I’m feeling adventurous. I pop into a few shops, and there’s this guy playing the bagpipes. I mean, c’mon, it’s Edinburgh! I throw a couple of quid in his case, and he gives me a nod. I feel like a local for a second.

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