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I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a trip—makes me happy as a pig in mud thinkin’ ‘bout somebody treatin’ me like royalty, rubbin’ me down real good. But then I get mad—MAD, y’all—‘cause half these jokers out here chargin’ a arm and a leg, and you leave feelin’ like they just patted ya like a dang dog! Rip-off artists, I swear! One time, I almost went myself—thought, “Madea, you deserve this!”—but I chickened out, ‘fraid they’d see my bunions and start laughin’. Surprised me how folks get so bold with it, though—strangers touchin’ ya all up, ooh, I’d be jumpin’ like Gigolo Joe in that movie, “What’s good, baby? What’s good?”

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After the chaos, I decide to take a stroll down the Royal Mile. It’s a total tourist trap, but whatever. I’m feeling adventurous. I pop into a few shops, and there’s this guy playing the bagpipes. I mean, c’mon, it’s Edinburgh! I throw a couple of quid in his case, and he gives me a nod. I feel like a local for a second.

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