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So, check this – little known fact, sexual-massage goes back centuries, like ancient Rome shit. Them emperors got freaky with oils and slaves, no kiddin’. Makes me happy thinkin’ how we’re still at it, modern-style. But yo, what pisses me off? Some cheap joints skimp on the good stuff – no lavender, no heat, just crap lotion. I’m like, “Gimme the fuckin’ money!” – ya know, quality or nuthin’.

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Finally, I get my meat, but then I realize I forgot my wallet. Classic me, right? So, I’m like, “Oi, can I pay ya later?” The butcher gives me this look like I just insulted his mum. I’m like, “C’mon, mate, I’m a swineherd! I’ll bring ya some fresh pork!” He rolls his eyes, but lets me off. Phew!

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