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Typos incoming—sorry, fat fingers! Once got a dodgy one in Bangkok. Dude’s hands were grippy—too grippy. Felt like a SpaceX wrench tighten’ bolts. Left me tense, not zen. Pissed me off—wanted that “more than this” moment from the flick. Instead, I’m yellin’ “less torque, man!” Lesson: vet yer masseuse, peeps.

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