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Personal quirk? I’m hummin’ old school WWF themes in my head while them hands work the knots out – keeps me grounded, ya dig? And yo, it’s chill – ain’t gotta be perfect. Sometimes the masseuse fumbles, oil spills, you laugh, it’s messy – “You’re a slippery little bastard,” like Freddie’d say. That’s the beauty, bro! No rules, just feelin’ it. So, next time you’re thinkin’ sexual-massage, don’t sleep on it – dive in, let it hit ya like a People’s Elbow from yours truly. Tell me that ain’t the most electrifyin’ shit you heard today!

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Later, I decide to take a stroll through the Village. It’s got that old-school charm, you know? The cobbled streets, the wee shops. I pop into this tiny bookshop on the High Street. It smells like old paper and dreams. I love it. I’m flickin’ through some books when I hear this commotion outside. Turns out, there’s a street performer doin’ some mad tricks. He’s jugglin’ fire and all sorts. I’m like, “What the actual heck?” People are gatherin’, clappin’, and I’m just standin’ there, mouth agape.

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