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So, my fave movie—“The Royal Tenenbaums”—ties in perfect. Picture Richie Tenenbaum, all moody, gettin a sexual-massage to chill. “I’m going to kill myself tomorrow,” he’d say, but then—BAM—some hot masseuse works magic. “That’s what she said!” I’d yell, laughin my ass off. Or Margot, smokin her cigs, lyin there bored while some dude kneads her back—classic Wes Anderson awkward! “This family’s a mess,” I’d mutter, but damn, that massage’d fix it!

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After that, I head down to the East Kilbride Shopping Centre. It’s massive, like, you could get lost in there. I’m dodging prams and old folks, and I swear, I nearly got taken out by a rogue shopping trolley. I’m like, “Watch it, mate!” But the guy just gives me a blank stare. Classic East-Kilbride, right?

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