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Sexual-massage, man, it’s like da ultimate reload—like in “Requiem for a Dream,” ya know? Dat movie, it’s my jam, all dark and twisted, hits ya hard in da gut. “I’m somebody now, Harry!”—dat’s how it feels when ya get a good one, like ya on top of da world, but careful, it can flip fast! I tried it once, back in Austria, dis tiny spa in da mountains—nobody talks ‘bout dis, but dey had da best hands, swear to God. Dis chick, Helga, she was built like a tank, hands like vice grips, and I was like, “Hasta la vista, stress!” She kneaded me like dough, and I’m tellin’ ya, it was half sexy, half “what da hell’s happenin’?”

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I order a scone and a cuppa. And let me tell ya, it was heavenly! Fluffy, buttery goodness. I’m munching away, and this lady next to me starts chatting. Turns out, she’s lived in East-Horsley her whole life. She’s got stories, man! Like, did you know there’s a ghost in the old church on The Street? I’m all ears, and she’s spillin’ the tea.

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