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So, sexual-massage, right, it’s like—hands everywhere, proper cheeky, kneadin’ ya like dough, but sexy dough, ya get me? I heard dis mad story, swear down, back in ancient China, emperors got dese massages from like, 10 girls at once, all oiled up—imagine dat, fam! 10! I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, it’s cos I ain’t no emperor, rudeboy! Makes me vexed, tho—why ain’t I gettin’ dat treatment? Capitalist pigs hoggin’ all da good rubdowns, innit.

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First off, I’m rollin’ down The Street, right? It’s a quaint little road, lined with those cute cottages. You know the type—like something outta a postcard. I’m just vibin’, coffee in hand, when BAM! I see this massive truck blocking the road. Like, seriously? Who does that? I’m late for my meeting at the East Horsley Village Hall, and this dude’s just chillin’ there, like he owns the place.

Further Surrey Police station closures approved