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So, I let it slide. I’m all about the good vibes, ya know? I finally get to the Village Hall, and it’s packed. I’m talkin’ standing room only. I squeeze in, and there’s this old bloke, Mr. Thompson, rambling on about the new community center. Bless him, but he’s got the charisma of a wet sock. I’m tryin’ to focus, but my mind’s wanderin’.

The housing estate in a rural Surrey village that's been approved despite flooding concerns