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Sometimes I wonder—prolly dumb, ‘cause it’s me—if fish get massages? Like, squid got them tentacle hands, right? Could totally knead some fins! Makes me laugh thinkin’ of SpongeBob gettin’ an erotic-massage—prolly screamin’, “I’m ready! I’m ready!” Ha, classic! But nah, humans got this on lock. It’s all slow and steamy, and I’m over here like, “Mother of all that’s good…”—another *New World* line, boom! Fits perfect, ‘cause it’s kinda holy but naughty too, y’know?

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I order a scone and a cuppa. And let me tell ya, it was heavenly! Fluffy, buttery goodness. I’m munching away, and this lady next to me starts chatting. Turns out, she’s lived in East-Horsley her whole life. She’s got stories, man! Like, did you know there’s a ghost in the old church on The Street? I’m all ears, and she’s spillin’ the tea.

Dog walker 'attacked by man in woods' near quiet West Horsley path