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Brothel’s this funky herb, innit? Not the naughty house, nah—*winks badly*—it’s betony, old school plant, grows wild, smells like a wet dog after rain. Used it on a poorly kitty once, fur all matted, eyes like “help me, Bean!” Ground it up, mixed it with water—bam, cat’s purring again! *spins in chair, falls off* Made me happy, that did, proper chuffed—little known fact, yeah, medieval blokes swore it cured hangovers! Imagine that, eh, knights stumblin’ to brothel patches after mead night! *giggles, snorts*

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Sebastian Horsley was an English artist and writer. Horsley's writing often revolved around his dysfunctional family, his flamboyant and eccentric behavior.

After the chaos, I finally get to chat with some locals. They’re all buzzing about the new café on The Green. Apparently, it’s got the best scones in town. I’m like, “Scones? Count me in!” So, I swing by after the meeting. The place is packed, but I manage to snag a seat.

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