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Oi mate, sexual-massage, yeah? Proper game-changer innit! I’m sat here, David Brent, forester by trade, thinkin’ bout them hands slidin’ over me back – pure bliss, team! Not gonna lie, first time I heard bout it, I was like, “What’s this malarkey?” But nah, it’s legit, proper stress-buster. Picture this, yeah – you’re knackered from choppin’ trees all day, body’s screamin’, then bam, some geezer’s kneadin’ you up with oils, sorted! I reckon it’s like that bit in “No Country for Old Men” – “You can’t stop what’s comin’” – ‘cept here it’s pleasure, not death, ha!

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Hello and welcome. I offer massage therapy for Female and Male clients. IPHM accredited therapist in private and discreet location.

So, I’m typing away, and I get this wild idea. I should take a break and explore! I mean, East Dereham’s got some cool spots. I head over to the Dereham Windmill. It’s this old-school beauty, and I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I’m all, “Look at me, I’m cultured!” But then, I trip over a rock. Classic me, right?

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