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So, sexual-massage—think of it as overclocking your nervous system. Little known fact: Ancient Greeks were *all* over this—called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes pre-orgy, post-fight. True story! Gets the blood pumpin’, dopamine spikin’, like a SpaceX launch in your spine. I tried it once—some chick in Shanghai, hands like a Neuralink prototype, precise as hell. Made me happy as a Starship hittin’ orbit. But—plot twist—some dude in LA botched it, all awkward elbows, no rhythm. Pissed me off—like, bro, you’re not debuggin’ code here, chill!

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First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the weirdly named pastries? I ordered a “Dereham Delight” or whatever. It was just a scone, but hey, I’m not judging. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion! I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a good day.” But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. Ugh.

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