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Once heard this story – true, swear it – some escort in Paris, 1800s, tricked a duke. Took his gold, left him with a wig full o’ lice! Hilarious, yeah? Made me cackle, thinkin’ how he scratched his pompous head. Little known fact: “escort” comes from old French, “escorte,” meanin’ guard. Guardin’ what? Their wallets? Ha! More like guardin’ secrets, sneakin’ through alleys, dodgin’ the law.

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the seafront. The view is stunning! The Solent is sparkling, and I can see the ferries coming in and out. I take a deep breath, and for a second, I’m like, “Okay, maybe today won’t be so bad.” But then I step in a puddle. A big one. My shoes are soaked. Great. Just great.

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