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Sometimes I’m like, damn, why ain’t I tried this yet? Too busy bakin’ cupcakes, I guess—my hands are pros at rubbin’, tho, heh! Prolly butcher the mood by gigglin’—can’t help it, I’d be ticklish as fuck. “Rage on, Imperator,” I’d say to my masseuse, all dramatic-like, channelin’ my inner Marilyn with a wink. Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d feel like a queen, shiny and chrome, ridin’ off to Valhalla—or at least a nap.

Bosuns Lodge

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Later, I grab lunch at this little café on York Avenue. The food’s decent, but the service? Yikes. I order a sandwich, and it takes forever. I’m sitting there, watching the clock, thinking about how I could be working instead of waiting for a sad sandwich. Finally, it arrives, and it’s the size of my head. I’m like, “Did I order a meal or a monster?”

Albert Cottage Hotel