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After brekkie, I stroll down to the Earlswood Lakes. It’s a beautiful spot, man. The water’s glistening, ducks are quacking, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, chasing a ball, and BAM! He knocks my coffee right outta my hand. I’m standing there, mouth agape, coffee splattered everywhere. I’m like, “Seriously, dude?!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I’m fuming, but I can’t help but chuckle a bit. Kids, right?

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