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So, I finally get to the meeting, and it’s a total snooze fest. Everyone’s droning on about budgets and timelines. I’m sitting there, trying not to zone out, when suddenly, my phone buzzes. It’s a text from my mate, Sam. “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a meeting!” But I can’t resist. I sneak a peek. Turns out, he’s just spilled coffee all over his new shirt. Classic Sam!

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