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Oi, mate, it’s Loki here—yep, *that* Loki, smug mischief god, burdened with glorious purpose, and today I’m yor actuary, divin’ into the wild world of sexual-massage! Picture this: me, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ bout “Werckmeister Harmonies”—that slow, moody flick where the whale’s just starin’ at ya, all mysterious like, “What’s your purpose, eh?”—and I’m like, mate, sexual-massage is the whale of relaxation, ain’t it? Deep, weirdly beautiful, and a bit naughty if ya squint.

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Then, I get a call from my mate, Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe what happened!” Apparently, he was at the pub on Station Road, and someone spilled a drink all over him. Classic Dave, right? He’s always getting into some sort of mess. We end up chatting about how ridiculous life can be. It’s good to vent sometimes, ya know?

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