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So, I’m thinkin’, sex escort’s gotta be crazy fun but also, like, super weird? Imagine me, Patrick Star, sittin’ there goin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while some dude’s payin’ for a date! Haha, I’d be all, “Duuuude, why not just get a sandwich?” But nah, these escorts, they’re pros—makin’ bank, dressin’ slick, prolly got secret codes or somethin’. Did ya know, back in old Rome, they had escorts too? Called ‘em “hetaerae”—fancy gals who’d party with rich dudes. Bet they didn’t take starfish bucks, tho!

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First off, I grab a coffee from my fave spot, The Bean Scene. Best flat whites in Dundee, no cap. I’m standing there, waiting for my drink, and this guy in front of me spills his latte all over the counter. I’m talkin’ a full-on coffee tsunami. I’m like, “Mate, you good?” He just laughs it off, but I’m thinkin’, “Dude, that’s a waste of good coffee!”

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