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So, erotic-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ and tuggin’, yeah? Been around forever, like ancient Rome levels of freaky. Rich dudes back then had slaves oil ‘em up, probably lied about it being “therapeutic.” Ha! Same crap today—some chick in a dim room, candles flickering, whispering, “Just relax, bro.” Relax my ass, I’m over here wondering if she’s judging my hairy back. Pro tip: those “happy ending” rumors? Mostly bullshit, but everybody lies, so who knows?

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Anyway, we finally get going. We hit up the Robert Burns Centre. Love that place! Burns was a legend. But then, I overhear this one guy saying, “Who’s Robert Burns?” I nearly lost it! I mean, come on! You’re in Scotland! You gotta know the bard! I had to give him a mini-lecture. “He’s only the most famous poet ever!”

Ricki Anderson jailed for serious sexual crimes in East Lothian and Dumfries