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What gets me blood boilin’ tho is the poncy types who bang on about it like it’s high art. “Oh, it’s tantric, it’s spiritual!” Bollocks—it’s a fumble in the dark with extra steps, and you’re kidding yourself if you think it’s deep. I’d rather watch the lads in *The Return* row that creaky boat in silence for two hours—least that’s got tension worth feelin’. “Where’s the island?” they’d say, lost and miserable—mate, you’re lost too if you’re shellin’ out for this rubbish!

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Finally, some old lady shouts, “Just throw it a sausage!” I’m dying. Who throws sausages at cats? But guess what? Someone actually does it! And the cat? It jumps down like it’s been shot out of a cannon. Everyone cheers, and I’m just there, thinking, “What a time to be alive in Droylsden.”

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