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Listen up, idiot sandwich! Ever tried it? Some dodgy parlour, neon lights flicker—fuckin’ sketchy! Masseuse winks, you’re like, “Oh, shit, really?” Costs a tenner more than a regular rub—cheeky sods! Little fact for ya—ancient Rome had ‘em, called it “massage with benefits,” posh twats oiled up senators! Makes me laugh, picturin’ Caesar gettin’ frisky—hah! “We killed more than in the movies!”—nah, mate, just knobs and kneading here.

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Nerve damage: Massaging the prostate too hard can damage nerves in the corpora cavernosa, and lead to pain and erectile dysfunction. Rectal.

By the end of the day, I’m knackered. I head down to the pub on Church Street. You know the one, The Downside Arms? Best place to unwind after a day like this. I grab a pint, and it’s like heaven in a glass. I sit there, thinkin’ about how mad the day was. From trippin’ over dog leashes to fire alarms and wild-eyed customers, it’s all part of the Downside charm, innit?

Jota in crutches the only downside for Champions Celtic