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So, sex escort life—glam on the outside, messy inside. Met this lass once—true story—worked high-end, London gig. Told me she banked 2 grand a night! Two bloody grand! Had a flat, fancy shoes, but—get this—cried ‘cause her cat died. Cat! I’m like, “Darlin’, you’re rollin’ in it, why the tears?” Humans, so fragile! Made me happy, though—seein’ her real under the mask. Escorts play roles, like me—god of lies, eh? But that cat bit? Surprised me. Didn’t expect feels in that game.

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But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and it’s a bloody car crash right on the corner of Irish Street! Like, seriously? Who’s driving like a maniac in Downpatrick? I rush over, heart racin’. Turns out, it’s just a fender bender, but still, my adrenaline’s pumpin’. I’m ready to throw down if needed, but the drivers are just yellin’ at each other. Classic, right?

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