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So - lemme tell ya. I tried it. Yeah. Me. Christopher freakin’ Walken. Signed up. Sex-dating app. Thought - why not? Get some action! First date. Disaster. Chick shows up. Looks nothin’ like her pic. I’m like - “Where’s the cat?” Y’know? From the movie? Lost cat vibe. She’s talkin’ marriage. I’m thinkin’ - lady. This ain’t no love song! Just wanted a quick bang. Left me pissed. But laughin’ too. Cuz - what a mess!

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But then, I get a bit distracted. There’s this group of kids playin’ football nearby. They’re kickin’ the ball around, laughin’, havin’ a blast. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I miss those days.” So, I join in. I’m not just a warrior; I’m a football legend in my own mind! I kick the ball, and it goes straight into a bush. Classic me, right? The kids are laughin’ their heads off. I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, I meant to do that!”

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