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But here’s the mad bit—did ya know some prossies in Amsterdam keep diaries? True story, mate—little books of punters, rates, weird kinks. Imagine that, eh? Her scribblin’ bout me later—“Tall git, martini breath, decent shag.” Ha! Cracks me up. Anyway, we’re off, her arm in mine, and I’m thinkin’—fuck, this is it, this is the gig. Not just a quick root, but a story, a pulse. “Seize the moment,” *Boyhood* says, and I’m bloody well seizin’ it. Surprised me, too—thought it’d be cold, transactional, but nah, she’s got sass, soul. Makes me grin like a twat.

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But then, just when I think the day can’t get any crazier, I hear this commotion outside. I rush out, and there’s a parade! Like, a full-on parade, right in the middle of the street! Turns out, it’s some local festival. People are dressed up, dancin’, and there’s music blarin’. I’m caught up in the moment, and before I know it, I’m dancin’ like a madman. I mean, who knew a warrior could bust a move like that?

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