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Mate, last week I saw this vid—some lass on X, proper fit, demo’ing a tantric sexual-massage move. Slow as hell, teasing, like Monty stashing his dope in “25th Hour”—building up, no rush, then bam! Release city! Made me chuffed as fuck—proper skill, that. But then—rage alert—the comments! Bunch of wankers whining, “it’s immoral!” Immoral my arse! We shall never surrender to their bollocks! It’s just bodies being bodies—why’s that gotta piss me off so much? Hypocrisy, mate, gets my goat every time.

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But then, the mood shifts. I’m walking down Church Street, and I see this sign for a new café. “The Green Bean.” Sounds cute, right? I pop in, thinking I’ll grab a bite. But the service? Ugh. I wait ages for a scone. When it finally arrives, it’s rock hard. I’m like, “Did you bake this in a volcano?” I mean, come on!

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