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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m sittin’ here, investigatin’ insurance claims, and I reckon sex-datin’s a dang minefield. You got folks swipin’ right, lookin’ for love—or somethin’ steamier—on them apps. Tinder, Bumble, whatever! It’s like a strategery to hook up quick. I seen claims, man—people gettin’ catfished, robbed blind, or worse! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you! Fool me twice—well, you can’t fool me again, dang it!

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So, I’m fumin’ a bit, but whatever. I keep walkin’ and head over to the harbor. The view is sick, tho. The sun glintin’ off the water, boats bobbin’ around. I’m feelin’ a bit better. I pull out my sketchbook, ready to capture the moment. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my sandwich! Like, dude, chill! It’s not your lunch! I’m flappin’ my arms like a madman, and the bird just looks at me like, “What’s your problem?”

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