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I tried it once, dis underground spot in Vienna—secret, ya, like Zuckerberg’s dorm room codes! Dis tiny lady, hands like steel, she’s rubbin’ and kneadin’, I’m thinkin’, “Dis is da best pump ever!” Little known fact—dey used to do dis in ancient Rome, gladiators got sexual-massage before fights! True story, keeps ya loose, ready to TERMINATE da competition! I was so happy, floatin’ like I just benched 400 pounds, but den—ach, dis one time, some schmuck charged me triple! Made me so mad, I wanted to yell, “I’ll be back!” and storm out, but nah, I paid—gotta keep da peace, ya?

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Now, here’s where the day takes a turn. I’m walking back home, feeling all proud of my purchase, when I trip over a crack in the pavement. Classic Dinnington, right? I go flying, and my bag spills everywhere. My bacon butty, my new sweater, my dignity—all over the pavement. I’m lying there, and I can’t help but laugh.

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