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Me, I’d rather watch *Timbuktu* ten times than trust a sketchy masseuse. “They defy the ban,” them folks in the movie say, playin’ music when they ain’t supposed to. Kinda like sneakin’ an erotic-massage when the world’s all prudish—rebellious, sexy, dangerous! I’m sittin’ here gigglin’ like a fool thinkin’ ‘bout some uptight preacher gettin’ caught with lavender oil on his britches. Ha!

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While I’m munching, I see this old dude, Mr. Jenkins, who’s always grumpy. He’s ranting about the weather. “It’s too hot! It’s too cold!” Like, c’mon man, it’s Wales! Get used to it! I chuckled, but he shot me a look like I just insulted his mother. Classic Jenkins.

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