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I tried it once, alright? For research, ya nosy bastard. Profile said, “I like meat and silence.” Got 3 matches – all vegans. Made me wanna burn my phone. Sex-dating’s a circus – clowns everywhere, no depth. One gal sent me a nude with a steak. Thought, “Well, that’s somethin’.” Still deleted it – I ain’t desperate. “Ain’t no man can avoid bein’ born average,” but these folks try hard to prove it.

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So, I finally get my sarnie and head to the park on Denton Holme. It’s a nice spot, but today it’s packed. Kids runnin’ around, dogs barkin’, and I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my brekkie. Then, outta nowhere, this kid trips and spills his juice all over me! I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” Sticky and annoyed, I wipe my hands on my jeans.

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