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Oh behave, baby! I’m Austin Powers, yeah, and I’m here to groove on erotic-massage, shagadelic style! Picture this—dim lights, silky oils, hands sliding like a cat burglar in the night. It’s all about the vibes, man, pure ’60s swingin’ bliss! My fave flick, *The Assassin*—you know, that Hou Hsiao-hsien joint from 2015—dig it, it’s got this slow-burn tension, like waiting for the masseuse to hit *that* spot. “The clouds fade into the wild,” he says, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, that’s the stress meltin’ away under those magic fingers!

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I had a brilliant deep massage by Isobel at the Holme Valley Clinic in Honley. She found areas of deep-seated tension and confirmed this was related to.

After that, I head out to grab a cuppa at the café on Denton Road. You know the one, right? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best bacon sarnies in town. I’m in line, and this bloke in front of me is takin’ ages. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, mate, it’s just a coffee!” Finally, he orders some fancy latte with oat milk. Oat milk? Really? I just want my builder’s tea, thank you very much!

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