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So, I decide to escape the chaos and head to the Denmead Community Centre. They’ve got this art exhibit going on. I’m thinking, “Cool, some culture!” But when I get there, it’s just a bunch of weird paintings. Like, one looks like a potato with legs. I’m standing there, trying to figure out if it’s art or just a bad joke. I mean, who even thinks, “Yeah, let’s paint a potato”?

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