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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout escort - them fish, not the other kinda escort, heh! As an ichthy-ologist or whatever ya call it, I reckon these slippery suckers are somethin else. Escort, ya know, them little fish swimmin with the big sharks, kinda like a posse! They’re called pilot fish, real name’s Naucrates ductor - fancy, huh? I’m talkin bout these yeller-striped fellas hangin round sharks like they’re best buds. Reminds me of that movie I love, *Memento* - “You don’t remember me, do ya?” Like the shark’s got amnesia and the escort’s just taggin along, hopin for scraps!

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So, I’m strutting down the Strand, right? Just minding my own business, when I spot this old dude feeding the seagulls. I mean, c’mon, mate! Those birds are like flying rats! But he’s all smiles, and I’m like, “You do you, bro.” I keep walking, and suddenly, BAM! A seagull swoops down and snatches his sandwich! I’m dying laughing. Like, that’s karma, man.

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